Of all the movies that I've watched/brushed through/re-watched till date, Andaz Apna Apna is that one movie whose many dialogues I remember naturally and also take pains to memorise others. I got just two words for the cult classic - laughter riot.
Many of my friends have declared me an AAA maniac but little do they know that I'm nothing in front of those so many people who have created fan pages, rote every dialogue, purchased original CDs, generated memes and what not! I humbly say that I'm a teeny weeny one among the massive fan-following. Oh how I envy those who can strike an AAA dialogue at the right moment in any conversation! I wish I could do so!
Well, I wanted to write down each and every killer dialogue from the movie but then IMDB will have nothing to do. So here is a list that indicates AAA' effects on my oh-so-mundane life:
You know I'm in AAA mode when (in any order):
1. I ask for Sharbat-e-Jannat to the lemon juice vendor on the street side.
2. On meeting a good friend, I exclaim 'Haila!' instead of 'Hi!'.
3. On being asked in which team I am at work, I reply 'Business Pilaning' instead of 'Business Planning'.
4. One being granted leave by my boss I think, 'Main toh kehta hoon aap purush hi nahi hain, mahapurush hain mahapurush!'.
5. I'm busy working and I'm asked what am I doing I tend to reply, 'Aankhen nikaal ke gotiyaan khel rahi hoon'.
6. Anyone picks my favourite food off my plate, I think, 'Yeh khandani chor lagta hain'.
7. On being asked 'Tera interview kaise hua?' I wish to reply, 'Hona kya tha, unka ek-ek sawaal, hamare do-do jawaab..Sawaal-jawaab, sawaal-jawaab..Chup..lambi khamoshi.'
8. I see a zit on my face I be like 'Teja main hoon, mark idhar hain!' and point out to the nasty pimple.
9. I see any girl's dupatta dangling and sweeping the floor I wish to remark, 'Gogoji aapka ghagra!'. And I expect a reply, 'Uthaata hoon.'
10. I take a cup of tea to my lips and keep it down realising it's steaming hot I say in my mind, 'Haath toh aaya, mooh na laga.'
11. Salary is credited in my account and I exclaim 'Ye toh chillar hain!' on getting the SMS alert.
12. I read 'There was a king' and I think of 'Bread ka Badshah aur Omlet ka Raja..Bajaj..Hamara Bajaj!' (including the tune in which the original dialogue was said, mind it.).
13. I exclaim 'Smart Boy!' even though the guy is hot.
14. I say 'Shabaash mere cheetey! Shabaash! instead of congratulating a person who has recently excelled in academics and got me sweets for the same.
15. My Sorry is followed by 'Galti se mishtake ho gaya.'
Many will 'faalo' soon!
Many of my friends have declared me an AAA maniac but little do they know that I'm nothing in front of those so many people who have created fan pages, rote every dialogue, purchased original CDs, generated memes and what not! I humbly say that I'm a teeny weeny one among the massive fan-following. Oh how I envy those who can strike an AAA dialogue at the right moment in any conversation! I wish I could do so!
Well, I wanted to write down each and every killer dialogue from the movie but then IMDB will have nothing to do. So here is a list that indicates AAA' effects on my oh-so-mundane life:
You know I'm in AAA mode when (in any order):
1. I ask for Sharbat-e-Jannat to the lemon juice vendor on the street side.
2. On meeting a good friend, I exclaim 'Haila!' instead of 'Hi!'.
3. On being asked in which team I am at work, I reply 'Business Pilaning' instead of 'Business Planning'.
4. One being granted leave by my boss I think, 'Main toh kehta hoon aap purush hi nahi hain, mahapurush hain mahapurush!'.
5. I'm busy working and I'm asked what am I doing I tend to reply, 'Aankhen nikaal ke gotiyaan khel rahi hoon'.
6. Anyone picks my favourite food off my plate, I think, 'Yeh khandani chor lagta hain'.
7. On being asked 'Tera interview kaise hua?' I wish to reply, 'Hona kya tha, unka ek-ek sawaal, hamare do-do jawaab..Sawaal-jawaab, sawaal-jawaab..Chup..lambi khamoshi.'
8. I see a zit on my face I be like 'Teja main hoon, mark idhar hain!' and point out to the nasty pimple.
9. I see any girl's dupatta dangling and sweeping the floor I wish to remark, 'Gogoji aapka ghagra!'. And I expect a reply, 'Uthaata hoon.'
10. I take a cup of tea to my lips and keep it down realising it's steaming hot I say in my mind, 'Haath toh aaya, mooh na laga.'
11. Salary is credited in my account and I exclaim 'Ye toh chillar hain!' on getting the SMS alert.
12. I read 'There was a king' and I think of 'Bread ka Badshah aur Omlet ka Raja..Bajaj..Hamara Bajaj!' (including the tune in which the original dialogue was said, mind it.).
13. I exclaim 'Smart Boy!' even though the guy is hot.
14. I say 'Shabaash mere cheetey! Shabaash! instead of congratulating a person who has recently excelled in academics and got me sweets for the same.
15. My Sorry is followed by 'Galti se mishtake ho gaya.'
Many will 'faalo' soon!
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